I guess I have to give some begrudging props to AT&T for their thoroughness in providing me the account adjustment I was due -- even though I've stuck with them and am on a new contract so really the sending-me-a-check business is kind of crazy to begin with.
Let alone for two fat pennies:
They spent $0.42 to mail me a check for $0.02. Very nice. Now if only the insurance company would pay out with the same vim and vigor!